Top of the Blog: ASS PARADE was better mannered or had been told what to expect, but either way he made us feel welcomed. Looking around the room I spotted three couples where the man had to be twice the age of the woman with him and couldn't help but find the double standard unfair. The man who greeted us as we entered wouldn't have dared to gawk at these men as they entered. A touch of Ellen's hand brought me out of foul mood.